Trophies Awarded to Squeaks McRetard

  1. 10
    Awarded: Jan 5, 2015

    One Less Year

    You have one less year to live!

  2. 40
    Awarded: Jan 5, 2015

    Moderately Aged

    You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?

  3. 30
    Awarded: Jan 5, 2015

    One Week Wonder

    You've lasted for an entire week.

  4. 10
    Awarded: Aug 11, 2014

    First Day

    I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.

  5. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Points for Points

    Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.

  6. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Capitalism, ho!

    Yayifications!

  7. 30
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    I wish to be the little girl.

    And go on loliventures.

  8. 20
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    I used to be an adventurer like you...

    ...until I found out the cake was a lie.

  9. 30
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Team Undead Killer

    Let the zombies hit the floor.

  10. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Does anybody really know what time it is?

    Does anybody really care?

  11. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Rusty Hearts?

    More like Rusty Farts!

  12. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Source Sandboxer

    What twisted scenario have you created?

  13. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Logged In

    Congratulations! You exist!

  14. 30
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Conspiracy Expert

    You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.

  15. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Hey Cousin!

    Let's go bowling!

  16. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Realistic Zombie Sim

    Admit it, you got this game for the DayZ mod.

  17. 10
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Autism Awareness

    Practice your inner autism.

  18. 60
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Freeman Fever

    You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!

  19. 30
    Awarded: Aug 10, 2014

    Blowout Soon

    Get out of here, Stalker!