Let the zombies hit the floor.
More like Rusty Farts!
What have you done with your life?
Gandhi has declared war on you!
BONUS!
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
10 messages posted. You must like it here!
Your Aersia account is connected with your Steam account.
Yayifications!
And go on loliventures.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
You like to assure mutual destruction.
Does anybody really care?
Congratulations! You exist!
j00 r 1 2 b ph33r3d
Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
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