I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
And go on loliventures.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Does anybody really care?
Congratulations! You exist!
j00 r 1 2 b ph33r3d
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
Separate names with a comma.
