What have you done with your life?
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
This was when InuYasha was born and fought the giant enemy crab.
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Our men are running from the battahfierd! Shamfur dispray!
Admit it, you got this game for the DayZ mod.
Practice your inner autism.
Gandhi has declared war on you!
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
This is. Two. Taking command!
Warning! Warning!
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