You have a Facebook account? Why are you here?
Let the zombies hit the floor.
What have you done with your life?
What twisted scenario have you created?
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Practice your inner autism.
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Congratulations! You exist!
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