What have you done with your life?
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Warning! Warning!
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Yayifications!
And go on loliventures.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
This was when InuYasha was born and fought the giant enemy crab.
Congratulations! You exist!
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Our men are running from the battahfierd! Shamfur dispray!
Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
Separate names with a comma.
