You have a Facebook account? Why are you here?
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
You like to assure mutual destruction.
Does anybody really care?
What twisted scenario have you created?
What have you done with your life?
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Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
Gandhi has declared war on you!
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
Congratulations! You exist!
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