What have you done with your life?
You have one less year to live!
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Admit it, you got this game for the DayZ mod.
Practice your inner autism.
You've desecrated quite a few aliens in your time.
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
This is. Two. Taking command!
Warning! Warning!
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