What have you done with your life?
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
Let's go bowling!
You've desecrated quite a few aliens in your time.
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Yayifications!
And go on loliventures.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
You like to assure mutual destruction.
This was when InuYasha was born and fought the giant enemy crab.
Congratulations! You exist!
Our men are running from the battahfierd! Shamfur dispray!
Admit it, you got this game for the DayZ mod.
You bought a free game.
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
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