I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
What have you done with your life?
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
Admit it, you got this game for the DayZ mod.
Practice your inner autism.
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
Separate names with a comma.
