I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
Does anybody really care?
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Practice your inner autism.
Separate names with a comma.