You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
This was when InuYasha was born and fought the giant enemy crab.
Congratulations! You exist!
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Our men are running from the battahfierd! Shamfur dispray!
Let's go bowling!
Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
Gandhi has declared war on you!
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
Warning! Warning!
Get out of here, Stalker!
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