I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
This was when InuYasha was born and fought the giant enemy crab.
What have you done with your life?
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Our men are running from the battahfierd! Shamfur dispray!
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Yayifications!
And go on loliventures.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
More like Rusty Farts!
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Practice your inner autism.
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
Warning! Warning!
Get out of here, Stalker!
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