You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
More like Rusty Farts!
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
j00 r 1 2 b ph33r3d
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
Separate names with a comma.
