I was gonna post this yesterday, but I totally forgot. Happy Year of the Metal Aardvark! This year is an excellent year to make loadsa money and find all your soulmates. Beware of toasters.
Shame we don't have metal aardvarks for shame. This post just forced me to look up the animal this year - it's a Water Snake. Additionally, "loadsa money" and "soulmates" are forecasted as "highly unlikely, especially for internet denizens" on the weather channel, so good luck. The toaster bit was true though, so avoid buttered and burnt carbon or warm and suspiciously calorie heavy donuts.
