What have you done with your life?
You have one less year to live!
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
You've lasted for an entire week.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Congratulations! You exist!
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