You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
Practice your inner autism.
Separate names with a comma.