You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
You've lasted for an entire week.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Yayifications!
And go on loliventures.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
Admit it, you got this game for the DayZ mod.
Practice your inner autism.
This is. Two. Taking command!
Separate names with a comma.
